Team Profiles, In No Particular Order

Name: Monica Monqueefa Shakur Daishiki Jemimah Watson Jones Jackson the 1st. (Codename: Zulu Thunder)

Information

Birth Date: September 21, 1966
Birthplace: The South Side of Chicago, between Crackhead Ave. and Liquor Store Lane
Member of: Order of the Phoenix-Slytherin House/PLA (Potodeian Liberation Army)/The Clitorati--founding member
Skills Level: Level 32 Dumbfuck (*3190 Attack/3200 Defense)

Barely tangible as a competent human being, this self-proclaimed "Blackity-Black Powerhouse of Awesome" has the attention span of a dead goldfish (which is pretty good if you think about it). With six weeks of Tae Kwon Do under her belt and an extensive knowledge of useless information, this one's a keeper.

A novice in the Order of the Phoenix and a noob in the PLA, Monica prefers to watch people fight rather than do anything herself, unless she really has to. If that is the case, the banshee-like yelling/swearing of her African ancestry followed by the hurried removal of jewelry and the application of vaseline lets her enimies know that it is on. Like Donkey Kong.

Has issues with asthma and tends to blank out during conversations due to:
a) Confusion
b) M. A. D. (Music Attention Disorder)
c) Attention Deficit Dis-oooh look a butterfly!

Day Occupation: Poverty-stricken student

Current Status: Working for the man, Being black in white situations, popping pills and doing it all with a swing and a song!
*CTA Poles and bird shit do not mix

Operation Salvation

This blog is for comedic value only!!! So you idiots who take stuff literally turn away now!!! I do not have time for Homeland security to be at my door! They do not wipe their feet at the door anyway and my tea supply is low.

this site is designed to keep all of the parties involved with Operation Salvation informed of their target and something for the target to look at to laugh and know we are on our way!

To the members of Operation Salvation: Team leaders Zulu Thunder and Pork Chop Power are in control of this site. please send all materials and info to the team leaders.
~Pork Chop Power

PS. The blog will be updated weekly, dammit. *Enjoy yourselves!

*I will NEVER stop making Rick James references. Unnnitttty!!!
~Zulu Thunder